Holiday Hiatus

Okay, I had plans, grand plans if you can call them that, to document in gruesome and snarky detail the various criminal goings on in our fair town this holiday season. So I searched high and low. Mostly low. Found the beatings, the shootings, the random snatch and grabs. Illustrations all of man's inhumanity to man. And ya know what?

It was depressing.

So, in the spirit of Los Angeles' chief export, delusion, I decree nothing until the first of the year, whereupon I'll probably go on about assorted jackasses who shot themselves firing their Tec-9's into the air.

So, no shootings, stabbings, muggings, gambling, prostitutes, cocaine, drive-bys, heroin, corruption, graft, grift, explosions, robberies, vice, forgery, executions, serial killers, skip tracers, bail jumpers, grand thefts, gang bangers, high speed chases or mugshots.

Unless they're really funny.