When I Say Whoa, I Mean Whoa

Los Angeles, CA

Elvin Gilbert, a Sacramento man euphemistically referred to as a "Bail Recovery Agent" (Bounty Hunter) is currently sitting at St. Francis Hospital in Lynwood recovering from an unfortunate event (Multiple Gunshot Wounds). He was seen, dressed all in black, holding an instrument (Gun) to the head of another man (Bail Jumper) with whom he was having a heated exchange (Come Back Or I Shoot You). After being asked kindly (Not Being Beaten) by the police to drop said instrument, he refused.

So they shot him.

Elvin, whatever were you thinking?

Yeah, I get it. Just doing your job. Okay, but when you're in South L.A. and the cops are talking to you, you're best bet is to say, "Yes, sir," grab your ankles, and hope they use some lube.

And then they go ahead and arrest your skip for you. That's gotta suck.