Monday, January 30, 2006

Boys Are Stupid Example #1812 - Don't Piss Off The Stripper

Los Angeles, CA

Ya know why crime doesn't pay? 'Cause criminals think with their dicks.

$7.5 million in counterfeit bills have floated into the system from Mexico, carried across by the same mules with swallowed condoms of heroin in their stomachs. And the whole thing falls apart because one guy wants a 3 hour lap dance.

If you asolutely have to use counterfeit bills to tip a stripper, don't use the ones you've soaked in vinegar to throw off the border dogs. Dancers are not known for their generosity of spirit. Especially when you fuck with their bottom line.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Remember, the next stipper you hire might be a Treasury Agent!