Friday, January 27, 2006

Speaking Of Cemetery Love

Canyon Lake, CA

Stephanie Creech of Canyon Lake in Riverside County was kidnapped Thursday by her ex-boyfriend Richard Gurzi.

What the hell is it with ex's? I mean, sure, who hasn't been distraught over love gone wrong? But, Jesus, let it go. She broke up with you. Burning down her house and kidnapping her at knife point doesn't exactly cement your position as the man of her dreams.

Ladies, please, buy guns. If he comes at you with a knife put a bullet in his head. Better to explain it to the cops than spend an evening locked in a trunk and dumped dead off a roadside in Angeles Crest.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Musts for every woman: Lipstick, powder compact, 9 mm Baretta, big mean dog. Works for me.

Stephen Blackmoore said...

A 9? Please.

Go with a .45. With hollow-points. Kick's not that much more and it ends the argument but good. Glock's are good, and Kimber makes a pretty decent 1911A1 that's not too expensive.

inkgrrl said...

So what exactly are you getting me for Valentine's Day, oh love of mine?

Anonymous said...

Gee, I was at the house when the "ASSHOLE" took Stephanie. It took two attempts. The first time he didn't expecte to see me there. I have personal issues with the fuckin' informant(that is how he got his early release) like half the population of Canyon Lake. Needless to say the weak ass left empty handed. The second attempt he came with a Large pipe...take her. That may sound bad, but listen to what Stephanie told me two hors prior to this. I asked her why she gave up her young daughter and goes with this punk every time. She answered..."THE EXCITEMENT." They deserve each other.

Anonymous said...

Who is looking for "brieanne?" Even though that is not how my name is spelled...I hope this has nothing to do with "Cemetery Love"

Anonymous said...

Blackmoore, Curiousity Killed the Cat!!! However, the media has distorted the truth about Mr. Gurzi....he is nothing more than a wife beating punk...(dangerous? I don't think so scooter!)when I was told by an un-named detective that when they do catch him...I can have my way with him....hmmmm??? Keep posting and I will return the favour......LL

Anonymous said...

Whoopsy...the reality is, I know all parties involved...and I happen to be sitting with one of them...just thought there was someone concerned...as I stated, "whoopsy" on the name thing...

Stephen Blackmoore said...

See, here's where anonymity causes confusion. I'm not quite sure who it is I'm addressing here. So:

Breianne (sp?), the guys who are looking for Brieanne, are looking for "Brieanne: The Ultimate Courtesan", a real estate agent turned prostitute for the middle aged set. I get a lot of hits on this for some reason, either out of curiosity or because there are a lot of middle aged guys out there looking for some hot Thousand Oaks real estate action. You can find the post here.

LL, yes, curiosity can be a very dangerous thing, indeed, especially when psycho ex-boyfriends are involved. I'll likely not post more on Ms Creech's unfortunate situation unless I hear more information about her. After all, I have dismembered corpses in Panorama City and charred bodies in La Canada to follow up on.

And, uh, Whoopsy, if I can call you that, are you LL or are you Brieanne? And which situation are you referring to? Context, please. Makes the conversation flow a little better.

Anonymous said...

Blackmoore,this whole thing has gotten to the point of being ... stupid. #1 The police can't find the moron. #2 Everyone is sooooo worried about Stephanie, remember two hours prior to her obduction she told me that she abandoned her young daughter to be with Gurzi because of the excitement...hmmm. #3 I am not a total cold heart, just get the whole story before the sympothy card is played. #4 When both these people are caught, let them BOTH realize the FULL extent of the law. L.L.

Anonymous said...

Geeee... Blackmore, now, with a little research, you will know who Livin'Large really is. Check Palm Springs news. Oh...This is not a game.

Anonymous said...

There are two sides to every story. The apartment manager in Rancho Mirage where this couple was evicted last year is enough to make anyone go off the deep end. The Greenwoods love DRAMA and they apparantly manufacture it if it doesn't come to them naturally. They always seem to have it in their lives. If you want to live in the Desert....don't rent from them. They will evict you or have you thrown in jail, turn the least likely suspect into a raving lunatic. These people are serious mindfuckers.