I Suppose The Can's As Good A Place To Burn A Body As Any

La Cañada, CA

Phrases like, "charred remains", "burned beyond recognition", and "serial killer" grab my attention pretty fast. Not as quickly as, say, "Honey, I'm pregnant," but still.

The burned body of an adult male was found in a bathroom at the Colby Canyon Campground in Angeles Crest Forest, north of La Cañada. Whatever happened to just dumping the body over the side of a cliff?

The campground was closed Monday, but reopened to the public on Tuesday. So, if you ever wanted to relive those bad Eighties slasher flicks, now's your chance. I'm not saying that there's a murderer on the loose... well, actually, I am. They haven't caught the him and have no idea who phoned it in.

Yeah, just like Friday the 13th. Maybe there's a chance we'll see boobies.