Thursday, March 09, 2006

She's Not A Suspect, She's A "Person Of Interest"

The LAPD is looking for Kimberly Carter, the convicted bank robber girlfriend of 42 year old Harry Phillips, who was found stabbed to death in their home in Northridge, Tuesday.

Hmm. He's dead. She's missing. It can only mean one thing. She's been kidnapped by space aliens because Mars needs women.

Come on. Person of interest, my ass. Let's just throw that phrase into the same file with "allegedly", shall we?

1 comment:

Tracy Sharp said...

I liked your flash story on Tribe's site :)