Los Angeles, CA
I am a whore. I have just signed up for Google's AdSense, which you might be able to see above. I have done this for two reasons.
One, I could use the cash. All those non-fat, no-foam lattes at the Malibu Starbucks where Britney keeps dropping her baby aren't payin' for themselves, dontchaknow.
Two, I'm fascinated to see what sort of ads they stick up there. I predict a lot of cutlery. Maybe funeral supplies, or law enforcement equipment. Bulletproof vests are in this year.
According to Google, until they review and approve (what a tremendously frightening thought) this site there are just going to be public service announcements for helping out with Katrina victims or tips on avoiding the clap, or something.
God, I hope I get funeral supplies.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
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17 comments:
Ahahahaha! Stephen's a hoor! Not only that, but a hoor for Starbucks! Okay, I realize that may not have been an entirely serious statement of intent, but it was damn funny. Funeral supplies, indeed.
"realize that may not have been an entirely serious statement of intent"
What, you think I'd lie about coffee? Please.
Not coffee, just hoping the Britney Starbucks thingie was a, uh, exaggeration...Dude, I'd never joke about java. That's just crazy talk (from the woman who has her own espresso machine 'cause she can't afford to go to Coffee Roasters every damn day & can't get her freakin' eyes open in the a.m. w/o a double mocha).
Starbucks ... Britney ... GoogleAds ... what is this noir world coming to? Still, gotta be better than, say, Winchell's, Paris and MSN. Let us know how much you net!
Here's a keyword for your Ad Sense robot:
suppository.
You're a sick man, Steve. So why do I like you so damn much?
Ah, Anonymous, you're thinking the right way. Of course, since most of my anonymous posters are people who'd like to see me strung up with a lit stick of dynamite stuck up each nostril, I have a pretty good idea where you're going with that one.
However, it's a damn fine idea, nonetheless. Let's see what kinds of ads I can get with a little nudging.
Which means that it's FREE ASSOCIATION TIME!!1!11!
Ahem.
Viagra
Cyalis
Erectile Dysfunction
Depends
Prozac
Dildo
Turgid manroot
Purple headed warrior of looooove
Monkey fucker
Republican
Trout defiler
Sphygmomanometer
Bananarama
Cock knocker
Defenstration
Well slap my ass and call me Sally
Broccoli
Male pattern baldness
What does the Scotsman wear under his kilt?
Your wife's lipstick
Christmas Is Evil: Santa Is Satan Spelled Sideways
Sit on a potato pan, Otis
L.A. Cigar, Too Tragical
I'm a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants, I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant
How many boards would the Mongols hoarde if the Mongol Hordes hoard boards?
Anything anyone would like to add?
The mind reels with potential sponsors.
I'm placing my bet on butt plugs.
One can only hope, David. One can only hope.
What do I have to do to help finance your Frappuwhatzis? Click obsessively?
Ad Fodder:
Eat gerbils.
God I love this blog!!!!
Arizona Hurricanes
Don't Be a Victim of the Next Big Storm. Learn More Now!
This is the ad I got.
Um...Arizona doesn't have hurricanes.
There's something really messed up about this.
Stephen: welcome to the world of people who need the cash. Pray to stay, baby. It's the mortar between the bricks in the tower.
Also, I have an adult performance equipment (gotta be careful - I'm writing kids's books now) startup that could use a springboard like this blog. I'll notify the marketing deparment.
I know what else I was gonna say, Fred: Stop on by when you get a chance. I'm expecting a happy ending!
I love this blog too!
Stephen, I sent the URL to your blog to a friend of mine. She's a nice girl. Maybe she'll class the place up a bit. God knows we need it.
Her name is Shawn. Y'all be nice to her, y'hear?
Class. Class? I know not this word, "class".
But then, that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?
they keep sticking funny ads on my blog too...
anyway, great blog...
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