Friday, August 18, 2006

The Hazards Of Stripper Security


Santa Fe Springs, CA

Whittier police responded to a shooting at Spicy's, a strip club in Santa Fe Springs, after a man shot one of the bouncers three times in the chest with what witnesses say was a 9mm. Seems the shooter knew the man in question, as he asked for him by name before running into the club and popping him around 3am this morning.

Did the bouncer diss this guy in the middle of a lapdance? Catch him trying to do something less than legal in the Champagne Room? Forget to give him his cut?

The shooter is described as Latino, 5 feet 9, weighing about 170 pounds and wearing a gray, hooded sweatshipt. Yeah, that really narrows it down.

The thing I'm dying to know, is why do they feel the need to serve lunch and dinner at this place? I'm sorry, but I just can't wrap my mind around boobs in the face while trying to eat chicken wings. And a burger and a pole dance? Not so much.

3 comments:

Richard said...

Why do they serve lunch and dinner at a strip joint, you ask? That question was answered on Seinfeld years ago:

Jerry: Oh, my god. Don't you realize what happened? Because you started eating while having sex, you associate food with orgasms.

George: Are you going to eat that?

Jerry: No. And I hope that's all you're going to do with it.

anne frasier said...

heck, i think they should be like some of those fancy-shmancy truckstops where they even have dentists.

angie said...

Dude, where do you think Hooters stole their concept from? All that ogling can work up a wicked appetite!