Wednesday, September 27, 2006

If He Had Stayed In Bed Instead / He Would Have Been One Head Ahead

Garden Grove, CA

Here's a headline you don't see every day. And I would worry if we did.
"Naked Man Decapitated When He Runs Into Traffic"
Omar Flores was killed by a car when he ran, au naturel, into traffic on Chapman avenue last night around 11:30. Coroner's running a tox screen on the body, but alcohol doesn't appear to be a factor. Test results will take about 6 weeks.

Drugs? Psychotic break? Jackass stunt? What do you think?


Michelle said...

He just lost his head for a minute there. Can happen to any of us.

"Neither speed nor alcohol appear to be a factor"....ok....maybe he was depressed because he didn't make the track team?

Nekkid headless sprinters. Gangstas on Fire. Polite Pit Bulls. Is it a full moon, or did I somehow get transported into a really bad X-Files rerun?

Next thing you know, Anna Nicole's attorney is going to announce that he is the daddy. Oh...wait...

michelle said...

Oh, and...
"An autopsy will be performed Wednesday to establish the cause of Flores' death."

Hmmmm....I bet that one's gonna be a stumper....

Stephen Blackmoore said...

What I want to know is how exactly did his get cut off? Caught in a wheel well? Samurai sword out the car window? Pissed off logger with a chainsaw and an attitude?

This is gonna get me more hate mail, isn't it?