Thursday, September 14, 2006

What's Next, The Teleprompter Bandit?

Santa Ana, CA

The FBI is looking for a man responsible for five bank robberies in the Orange County area since September 1st. He goes up to tellers with a note taped to a binder demanding money in $50 and $100 dollar bills. They have dubbed him the Cuecard Bandit. I guess The Trapper Keeper Bandit was just too long.
The suspect is described as unshaven, 5 feet 6 to 5 feet 8 inches tall and 170 pounds, with dark hair. He wears a baseball cap with an unknown type logo, black framed sunglasses, a buttoned shirt and jeans, Eimiller said.
If you have information, it is requested that you call the FBI at 310-477-6565. Personally, I'm too paranoid. They've probably got me wiretapped already. This is why I always answer the phone, "Fuck Hoover".

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