Monday, November 20, 2006

Mugshots #4 - Under The Influence by Anne Frasier

deborah was a southern baptist, yes she was
spoke in tongues

didn't drink and didn't smoke
till she got a kidney transplant from her deadbeat dad
now she closes up the bars

keeps a bottle of whiskey by her bed
just to get her head going in the morning


tylenol can fuck up your kidneys, yes it can
tylenol can fuck up your kidneys, yes it can


Anne Frasier, USA Today bestselling author of Hush, Sleep Tight, Play Dead, and Before I Wake, has been recognized with numerous awards, including the RITA and Daphne du Maurier for romantic suspense. Publishers Weekly says Frasier “has perfected the art of making a reader’s skin crawl.” The Minneapolis Star Tribune calls her a “master.” Her latest novel, Pale Immortal is out now. Go read it. Or zombie clowns will eat your head. Honest.


Anonymous said...

Anne, great song. What's the b-side?

To everyone else: that zombie clown threat is no joke. I've seen her make good on it.

anne frasier said...

i'm working on the b-side. :D

the most embarrassing thing?

i wasn't drunk when i wrote and sent that. :D

yes, i don't know what i'd do without my zombie clowns.

angie said...

Bwahahahaha! So what I wanna know is...does sweet lil' debbie still speak in tongues?!

inkgrrl said...

Don't need to be drunk to feel the bar-fly blues, baby!

Although it probably helps.

Anonymous said...

I like these guys. I feel at home here. Gonna go look for a mugshot (that isn't me).

Anonymous said...

Awesome! It's a singalong!