Tuesday, December 12, 2006

NyQuil, The Gateway Drug

Temecula, CA

Three students from Temecula High were taken to the emergency room after OD'ing on, get this, cold medicine. Police aren't saying what cold medicine it is, but the news reports posits that it's probably dextromethorphan, a common cough suppressant found in NyQuil, Robitussin etc.

Wow. There's so much stupid here I don't know where to start.

Why are the police involved? Last time I checked being an idiot wasn't a crime, though maybe it should be.

How desperate do you have to be to want to down a gallon of Nyquil? Shit's like Jaeger and gasoline mixed with llama spit.
Poison control experts have reported four deaths nationwide from the misuse of the cold medication, according to Adams, who could not be reached to elaborate on his prepared statement.
Dear God! Ban it! It's dangerous! Keep the children who are clearly too fucking stupid to live safe from their own pinheaded idiocy!

Let evolution take its course. Let 'em kick. Because you know what's going to happen, right? They're going to get out of the hospital and say, "Wow. That sucked. I'm sticking to ecstasy."

OD. On cough medicine. Fuckin' lightweights.


Hulles said...

I mixed NyQuil, Jaeger and gasoline like you said to but it tastes like shit and doesn't get me off. Where can I find llama spit?

Anonymous said...

Naive. Research dextromethorphan or DXM abuse. Nyquil has other things in it that are the dangerous parts, but its not at all stupid, plenty of people take NyQuil just to sleep.