Timothy M. Clinch, 31, was arrested after allegedly breaking into a house in Laguna Niguel and threatening a woman with a samurai sword.
The woman went downstairs when she heard a suspicious noise and was confronted by Clinch, who put the sword to her throat. He then goes on to tell her that her husband, who was asleep upstairs, was tied up in the living room. When he was confronted with the reality of that, he told her, "Oh, so your husband thinks he's a fucking hero?" and ran outside to go look for him.
So she locked him outside and called the cops.
They found him hiding under an SUV when deputies saw his hand sticking out from underneath it.