Friday, January 05, 2007

Anthony Pellicano, You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings

Los Angeles, CA

Oh. Oh, this is beautiful. My entire day has been brightened by this one sentence.
Hollywood private eye Anthony Pellicano is expected to ask a Los Angeles federal judge Friday for permission to represent himself in his upcoming wiretapping trial.
Please, oh please, Court TV. Please cover this.

I don't know 'bout you people, but I'm makin' popcorn.

4 comments:

David said...

Cue: Van Halen's "Little Dreamer"

Sorry brah, no can do. The Feds don't allow cameras in the courtrooms, thus keeping all the courtroom sketch artists in tall clover whenever there's a Kenny Lay or Martha Stewart trial. Some conspiracy-minded might suspect the existence of a strong and subterranean Courtroom Sketch Artist Mafia behind all this...

Anyway, I think we should start a betting pool on the over/under on how many more years this dildo manages to add to his sentence because of his arrogance and stupidity...

Alex Adams said...

Save me a spot on the sofa and I'll bring drinks. This will be a total hoot if the judge approves his request.

Anonymous said...

You are a stupid moron with no ability to think on his own.

inkgrrl said...

Wow Anon, that was almost a triple redundancy. Kinda like a triple espresso, only different.