Oh. Oh, this is beautiful. My entire day has been brightened by this one sentence.
Hollywood private eye Anthony Pellicano is expected to ask a Los Angeles federal judge Friday for permission to represent himself in his upcoming wiretapping trial.Please, oh please, Court TV. Please cover this.
I don't know 'bout you people, but I'm makin' popcorn.


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Cue: Van Halen's "Little Dreamer"
Sorry brah, no can do. The Feds don't allow cameras in the courtrooms, thus keeping all the courtroom sketch artists in tall clover whenever there's a Kenny Lay or Martha Stewart trial. Some conspiracy-minded might suspect the existence of a strong and subterranean Courtroom Sketch Artist Mafia behind all this...
Anyway, I think we should start a betting pool on the over/under on how many more years this dildo manages to add to his sentence because of his arrogance and stupidity...
Save me a spot on the sofa and I'll bring drinks. This will be a total hoot if the judge approves his request.
You are a stupid moron with no ability to think on his own.
Wow Anon, that was almost a triple redundancy. Kinda like a triple espresso, only different.
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