Thursday, February 22, 2007

Personally, I Don't Trust Anyone With Metal Teeth

After that fifth screwdriver just to get up in the morning the thought of tackling those weeds choking your backyard like a metaphor for your your own wretched life is, well, a little distant. So, we here in Los Angeles tend to employ gardeners. I mean, come on, with our commutes who the hell has time for yardwork?

Sometimes, though, maybe we make the wrong hiring choices.

Rosa Octavila Ramos was found dead in her home Tuesday morning with a bag over head. Now the police want to talk to the handyman, Sanuel.
Ramos' granddaughter, Gabriella Palomino, described Sanuel as tall, in his 30s, with fair skin, tattooed arms, and metal lining around his two front teeth. Palomino says Sanuel last seen driving in an older champagne-colored Chevrolet Malibu.
So if you see Sanuel, that's him up there, give the LAPD a ring, would ya? They'd really like to talk to him.

UPDATE: This from the LAPD Blog.
Anyone with information is asked to call the West Valley Homicide Detectives Scott Crowe or Brad Roberts at 818-374-7721. On weekends or during off-hours, call the 24-hour toll free number at 1-877-LAWFULL (1-877-529-3855).

1 comment:

pattinase (abbott) said...

There's no doubt in my mind that I wouldn't want to live in yours. You write the scatiest blog on the block.