Riverside, CA
An unidentified man broke into an elderly couple's home this morning around 4:30am. He was, in the words of the residents, "naked and agitated". The man of the house, a stalwart 69-year-old, beat the man with a baseball bat, but it didn't stick. Instead, the suspect hit him in the head with a vase as the couple were running out. Took about 3 hours but eventually a SWAT team got him out.
Naked and Agitated. What a great band name. Maybe my next novel. I think we should all try to find somewhere to use that at least once a day.
"How are you doing, Bob?"
"Naked and agitated, Frank. How about yourself?"
"Uh..."
Yeah. Naked and agitated. Damn straight.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
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The cool thing is that you actually have a post category called "naked crime."
Considering how many naked criminals there seem to be in this town I figured it was time.
I now have an answer for people who ask me, "How do you write?"
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