Wednesday, March 28, 2007

That's One Way To Say "Bugfuck Crazy"

Riverside, CA

An unidentified man broke into an elderly couple's home this morning around 4:30am. He was, in the words of the residents, "naked and agitated". The man of the house, a stalwart 69-year-old, beat the man with a baseball bat, but it didn't stick. Instead, the suspect hit him in the head with a vase as the couple were running out. Took about 3 hours but eventually a SWAT team got him out.

Naked and Agitated. What a great band name. Maybe my next novel. I think we should all try to find somewhere to use that at least once a day.

"How are you doing, Bob?"

"Naked and agitated, Frank. How about yourself?"

"Uh..."

Yeah. Naked and agitated. Damn straight.

3 comments:

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

The cool thing is that you actually have a post category called "naked crime."

Stephen Blackmoore said...

Considering how many naked criminals there seem to be in this town I figured it was time.

David Terrenoire said...

I now have an answer for people who ask me, "How do you write?"