Monday, April 23, 2007

You Want Fries With That?

Palm Springs, CA

So, it's night time, you're hungry and you got no cash? What do you do? Knock over a drive-thru, of course.

A white male in a green mini-van with a yellow strip along its side robbed a Jack In The Box drive-thru Saturday night. Later that same evening a McDonalds drive-thru was hit by a man fitting the same description. He drove up, demanded the money and apologized with, "Sorry, I have a gun."

So be on the lookout for him. He's considered armed, polite and has really high cholesterol.


Mike MacLean said...

A green mini-van with a yellow strip along its side? He SHOULD apologize for offending everyone’s eyes.

David Terrenoire said...

He's polite? There's only one answer.

Blame Canada.

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