The chainsaw, the butcher knife, the Garden Weasel. And the ever popular circular saw.
La Habra police said today that a man decapitated a woman with a circular saw and then tried to cut off his own head. He died of severe injuries to his neck.This one's all kinds of fucked up.
So, he slices through her neck. Please, someone tell me she wasn't alive when this happened. People are not easy to cut through. The soft tissue alone will take you a while. And when you hit the vertebrae? Hooo boy. Imagine the sound of that grinding through a chunk of bone. Blood and bone dust everywhere. Of course, at that point, you're pretty much standing in a fountain of arterial spurting as it is, so you probably don't much care about the mess.
Then he slices through his own neck. Now I'm all for removing certain people from the gene pool. But it takes a certain kind of balls/drugs/insanity to decide that taking off your own head falls into the category of "good idea".
Guess he really wanted to stay out of jail.
The capper to this is that three other adults and a child were in the house while this was going on. Okay, I see three possibilities: they didn't hear it, they didn't care, or they cared and were too freaked out to do anything about the whacko with the buzzsaw hacking a performance art piece through Marie Antoinette in the bedroom.