Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Irreconcilable Differences

Newport Beach, CA

The Irreconcilable Differences Bandit, so called because he mentioned to the teller at his first robbery that he was going through a divorce, hit his 16th bank yesterday in Newport Beach. Last Saturday he hit a bank in Santa Barbara and Friday he hit one in Burbank, but didn't get any cash there. So, just to make up for the lost revenue, he hit another bank in Burbank and then one in Glendale.

He's a busy boy, ain't he?

He's been active since December. So, I have to wonder, why the sudden increase in robberies? He says he's going through hard times. Jesus, man. How hard can they be? Keep up the frequency and you're gonna get caught, and then the hard times are really gonna hit.

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