Wednesday, July 18, 2007

If He Were Older Would His Sentence Be Longer?

Santa Ana, CA

Patrick Daniel Piceno, 23, was convicted for the beating and rape of a 73-year-old woman in Garden Grove in May of 2005. Yesterday, he got his sentence; 23 to life. He confessed to the beating, but not the rape, saying that he masturbated during the attack.

Now that's got to take some gymnastics. I'm trying to picture the logistics of this. Ball peen hammer in one hand and a tiny little todger in the other. Yeah, I don't see it working.

Well, with a little luck they'll bunk him with some Nazi Low-Rider. I hear they don't like rapists much.

1 comment:

darleene said...

That's the exact same thing I thought -- how do you beat someone and beat off at the same time?

Ew.