Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Old Folks Takin' Out Old Folks

Santa Monica, CA

An 81-year-old woman ran down two other women, 77 and 81, respectively, at the corner of Wilshire and 25th in Santa Monica last night around 10:30. I like to think it was because they were dissin' Auntie Marge, The biggest geriartric crime maven on the Westside. Cutting into her black market Viagra business. Horning in on her Geritol Bitches internet prostitution ring.

Don't fuck with the old folks, man. They'll take your shit out.

1 comment:

pattinase (abbott) said...

How the hell do you know what to write first?