When considering burglary, one must take into account a number of factors. Occupancy, alarms, dogs, and, apparently, the size of one's ass.
Seems a gentleman attempted to gain entrance to a home in West Covina by shimmying down the chimney. And got stuck.
Residents awoke to sounds coming from the fireplace and called 911. Unfortunately for the homeowners they couldn't pull him back out again and had to dismantle the chimney.
Me, I'd have gotten onto the roof and dropped shit on him 'til the extra weight popped him out the bottom. Bowling balls are good for that sort of thing. Hey, they're gonna take apart my chimney, might as well have some fun.