Two men, wanted on suspicion of armed robbery at a dairy in La Mirada were followed by police to a Denny's, where one of them decided it would be a great idea to run inside and try to somehow blend into the crowd with his Leet Ninja Skillz. Yeah, I don't get it, either. Anyway, he got popped in the bathroom.
There's a reason they say crime doesn't pay. It's because criminals are fucking stupid. What, did he think he was going to fade into the vinyl upholstery like a chameleon? Hide himself in a stall holding his breath until the cops came in and said, "Nope, Vern, guess there ain't nobody here," and walked off?
Seems he tried snaking his way out with a customer when the cops evacuated the restaurant. Yeah, they always fall for that one. Maybe it was the massive bulge in his pants from the gun he was carrying tipped 'em off. You know, the bulge that you can pass off as your johnson? Provided you're some kind of gay porn mutant and it's up by your waistband?
Come on guys. Show some goddamn brains next time.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment