Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I Knew The Juice Was Dangerous, But Damn

Los Angeles, CA

In case you didn't know, OJ Simpson was arrested along with a couple other guys for breaking into a Las Vegas motel room and trying to steal back some sports memorabilia OJ claims was his. And now, in a turn for the weird, the seller of said junk, one 53-year-old Bruce Fromong of Las Vegas, has had a massive heart attack and is currently in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Is it me, or does this just point to an unholy alliance with the Prince of Darkness? Don't cross the Juice, man. If he can't get you with the knife, he'll get you with his cold and deadly touch.

1 comment:

pattinase (abbott) said...

They just released him, citing he wasn't a flight risk. Are these guys too young to have watched that Ford Bronco on the Interstate?