Friday, October 26, 2007

And Tasty, Too

Lancaster, CA

Sheriff's Deputies are looking for one Gregory Jordan, 37, of Lancaster, for attacking a man last night and biting off part of his ear.

The victim was hospitalized, Dunn said. The lower half of his ear was not found, he said.
Of course, you didn't find it. He ATE it.

Ear zombies. That's what they are. Shuffling through the desert, gnawing the ears off hapless victims.

Obviously, I need more caffeine.

1 comment:

Mike Sperry said...

Ear zombies... because it's easier for them to moan "E-e-e-e-a-a-a-r-r-r-s-s-s!" when their lips have fallen off.

Of course, when their tongues fall out, they have to switch to eyes.