Monday, October 15, 2007

Like Choose Your Own Adventure For Stupid People

Costa Mesa, CA

It's round about midnight. You and your college buddies are doing, I dunno, watching TV? Playing Bioshock? Getting baked? Anyway, somebody knocks on the door. Remember, it's late at night. Monday morning, technically. So, what do you do? A) Ignore the knock. B) Check through the peephole. C) Let three armed, bandana wearing burglars in to ransack the place.

Well, it's better than the one where you get eaten by a lion.

1 comment:

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

If they'd decapitate several deer and piled the heads near the door, none of this would have happened.