Monday, November 12, 2007

Criminal Tip #695,202: If Your Victim Can Drive Away, He Will

Murietta, CA

Three teens, 16 and 17 year old boys and an 18 year old girl, have been arrested for the attempted robbery of a man they allegedly tasered at a drive-through ATM.

There are two key words here; "attempted" and "drive-through". Yes, the gentleman in question was behind the wheel of his car at the time and, after being punched in the face and hit with the taser he did what anyone with half a brain and a twitchy foot would do.

He hit the gas.

The hell are kids learning these days? Good christ, people. You're supposed to have the getaway car, not him.

I'm sure they'll have plenty of time to learn that in prison.

1 comment:

pattinase (abbott) said...

Our school systems are letting us down at every turn.