What Happens In Vegas Gets Extradited Later

Las Vegas, CA

Sad news, today.  The Newlywed Bandits have been captured.  I was going to say something about the honeymoon being over (Hah!  I crack myself up.) but then I'd have to shoot myself in the head.

Rayceana Rachael Rocha, 22 and Paul Harlen Meyercamp, Jr., 26, wanted for five bank robberies in the San Gabriel Valley, allegedly robbed a pedestrian, then jacked a car in Las Vegas.  After a police pursuit, Rocha crashed the car.  She was captured on scene and Meyercamp was caught after a foot chase.

So, let me get this straight.  They're young, and in love.  Maybe they were going to finally get hitched.  Or try knocking over a casino.  And wouldn't that have been brilliant?  I'd have paid money to see that.

Then, when things get tough, he just throws her to the wolves.  "Thanks, for the blowjobs, honey.  Have fun in jail."

Who says romance is dead?