In the 50's, William Castle, genius of schlock horror, brought his movie The Tingler closer to the audience by wiring some of the seats to shock them. Well, in the 21st Century, we've outgrown this sort of crap. No, we go out there and stab people, instead.
Two men were attacked during a showing of The Signal, a horror film about a mysterious signal broadcast across television, radios and cell phones that turns people into homicidal maniacs. Like we need that kind of encouragement.
I haven't seen it, yet, but I'd really like to. Basically, it's a zombie movie without the zombies. And I love the roles these people get to play: Dead body, Man with Hammer, Ducttaped Woman, Hedgeclipper Steven's Wife. I don't know what the fuck that means but it sounds goddamn ominous, doesn't it? Not exactly Chainsaw Bob, but it'll do.
Anyway, seems this guy went and tagged one movie-goer, ran over to tag another and bolted. One's got a punctured lung and the other's got a chuck out of his arm.
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