Monday, February 11, 2008

Rhetorical Questions

Pasadena, CA

The problem with medicine today is that they ask too many damn questions. Where does it hurt? What medications are you taking? Who stabbed you?

An 18-year-old man walked into a local hospital with multiple stab wounds early Sunday, but would not tell police what happened to him, officials said.
Multiple stab wounds and you have to ask?

At least he didn't spin some bullshit tale about falling onto a salad fork a hundred and fifty times. Not that that doesn't happen, of course.

1 comment:

David Terrenoire said...

That's like all the naked men who keep falling backward on light bulbs and bananas.

Who knew it was such a hazard?