Children are sweet, lovable things, aren't they? They bring joy to your life, happiness to your world, and scream that you're dead when they find you passed out with your boyfriend after some midnight binging and bondage.
Anglea Cleveland, 29, was arrested on suspicion of possession of methamphetamine and child neglect after her 7-year-old daughter's screaming woke up her neighbors at the Desert Sands Estate mobile home park in Lancaster. Seems the little scamp thought her parents had kicked. Neighbors called the cops, who found Ms Cleveland in a stupor and her boyfriend unresponsive. He was taken to the hospital. She was taken to jail.
Cleveland later told deputies that she and her boyfriend had taken methamphetamine and engaged in bondage before passing out.Oooh. Bad move. Important safety tip, folks. Don't say anything to the police when you're loaded.
Kids. Don't you just love 'em?