Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Feminine Wiles

Santa Ana, CA

Xana Diolinda Marks, 23, was taken to the hospital after slamming the stolen SUV she was driving into two cars, injuring the drivers. She had a cop guarding her. She was pretty banged up. She was wearing a hospital gown.

And she walked out the front door, anyway.

Really, can you blame her? Ms Marks has outstanding warrants for burglary and possession of stolen property. Tack onto it the inevitable charges of reckless driving, resisting arrest, and general pissing off of cops, and she's not likely to be enjoying the next few years in custody.

The police, understandably, are a little unclear on exactly how that happened. But we all know the truth.

Check out that shot in the article. Now that is one fiiine lookin' filly. I'd like to think she flashed those bloodshot eyes and Elvis sneer and someone was smitten. Probably spit out a couple teeth, too.  Pure class, baby.

I mean, who wouldn't fall for a mug like that?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This writer is unprofessional---an idiot, moron.