Now this is what I call a niche market.
Three Squares Greetings specializes in platitudes for the incarcerated. Greeting cards for the jailed. For example:
Merry Christmas
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You had the choice to be “naughty or nice.” And you chose . . .
This is definitely untapped territory. Lots of room for growth. And they should hire me. I could really class up the joint.
Remember in college when you said you'd drink anything?
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Well, now's your chance! Have a glass of Pruno on me!
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Thanks for the shiv!
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My man's inside to return the favor.
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They said 16 would get you 20.
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They meant it.
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As your day grows near, and hope may barely linger
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Hope your last day in the chair's a real zinger!
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Well, now's your chance! Have a glass of Pruno on me!
**
Thanks for the shiv!
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My man's inside to return the favor.
**
They said 16 would get you 20.
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They meant it.
**
As your day grows near, and hope may barely linger
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Hope your last day in the chair's a real zinger!
Hey, they can't all be gems.
1 comments:
You learned your lesson, at least that's our hope.
Now here is some advice,
Soap on a rope!!
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