Now this is what I call a niche market.
Three Squares Greetings specializes in platitudes for the incarcerated. Greeting cards for the jailed. For example:
You had the choice to be “naughty or nice.” And you chose . . .
This is definitely untapped territory. Lots of room for growth. And they should hire me. I could really class up the joint.
Well, now's your chance! Have a glass of Pruno on me!
Thanks for the shiv!
My man's inside to return the favor.
They said 16 would get you 20.
They meant it.
As your day grows near, and hope may barely linger
Hope your last day in the chair's a real zinger!
Hey, they can't all be gems.