Wednesday, June 18, 2008

A Running Man Can Slit A Thousand Throats In One Night

La Palma, CA

Or knock over a couple convenience stores in half an hour.

An AM/PM was hit last night around 10:30 in Hawaiian Gardens by an armed gunman, netting him about a thousand bucks. About thirty minutes later a 7-11 was hit in La Palma for $300. Seems he grabbed a Coke at the AM/PM, took it to the counter and then waved the gun around. Same procedure at the 7-11 only he used a Pepsi. Coke?  Pepsi?  What could it mean? That's fiendish!

I really just wanted to use "fiendish" in a sentence.  I mean, how often do you get a chance to do that?

Anyway, after leaving the 7-11 the bandit stuck up a man in an SUV, but when the victim said he didn't have any money, he was left alone.

That works?  Really?  I should totally try that on the IRS.

1 comment:

pattinase (abbott) said...

I've always liked the phrase "fiendish strength."