Saturday, July 12, 2008

Have You Seen This Level 28 Warrior?

Lancaster, CA

Guns don't kill people. Swords do.

Jesus Humberto Canales, 28, is wanted on suspicion of stabbing his live in girlfriend, Lucy Preciado, 26, to death with a sword in front of their four children.

Great, like renfair freaks aren't already a dime a dozen, now they're getting competition from Salvadoran psychopaths with anger issues.

Seems he left the kids to call 911 and took off in a bronze 2002 GMC Safari van with a California license plate 6CBY663.

So if you happen to come across a wacko in full plate and swinging a claymore, call the Sheriff's Homicide Bureau detectives at (323) 890-5500.

1 comment:

Kerry said...

Where's Beatrix Kiddo when ya need her?