Saturday, October 04, 2008

When Murder Doesn't Cut It Kidnapping And Robbery Will Do Just As Well

Las Vegas, CA

When the Feds couldn't get Al Capone for murder, extortion, bribery, and all those things that make Chicago fun, they got him on tax evasion. Similarly, thirteen years after skating for the murder of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, looks like OJ Simpson might get life for armed robbery and kidnapping.



So anyway. That little stunt he pulled in a Vegas hotel room in December, where he and co-defendant Clarence Stewart confronted a couple of sorts memorabilia dealers, turned into twelve felony charges of kidnapping and armed robbery. Simpson now faces a possible life sentence.

Guess The Real Killer(tm) can breathe easy now and go back to golfing.


JD Rhoades said...

It helps when the cops have an actual audiotape of you committing the crime.

Gerard said...

Or DNA evidence.

Oh, wait a minute...