Monday, December 08, 2008

Lose The Gun, Keep The Bullet

El Sereno, CA

Testosterone, stupidity, firearms. My favorite combination.

A 15-year-old boy accidentally shot himself with his own gun when it went off as he was climbing a fence at Woodrow Wilson Senior High School in El Sereno today. After disposing of the gun, he sought help on campus, claiming that somebody from a gang had shot him. It wasn't until later that it was discovered that he'd done it to himself.

This is what happens when dipshits carry. All those gangbangers with their Tek-9's and black market Sigs? Comedy waiting to happen, baby. If they don't take out a crowd hanging out at a bus stop, that is.

Hopefully he didn't bleed out on the way to the hospital. I don't know what he shot himself with or how badly he was hit, but he's looking at some fun surgeries. Maybe a nicked lung, nerve damage, definitely some ripped up muscle. You don't walk off a GSW, no matter what you saw on Mannix.

The annoying part? Fucker won't learn. Maybe he'll be the exception, but I'm not counting on it.


Anonymous said...

Did you hear about the dad at a gun show that let his twelve year old fire an Uzi? Kid lost the handle and the Uzi kicked upside down and killed him. Dad called it a freak accident. He had no idea why anyone would think he was a bad parent. Stupidity seems to be a widespread affliction.

David Terrenoire said...

A few years ago, two 15-year-olds here in Durham wanted to beef up their gangsta bona fides and shot each other in the legs.

Well, I think one guy shot himself and the other had a moment of clarity, I'm not sure, but it would be a hopeful sign, if true.