When young men hear a calling, something bigger than themselves, some compulsion that they can't explain but are driven to, they sometimes join the church. That way they can indulge in that messy compulsion under the color of authority and keep molesting little girls.
Pastor Raul Rosas Hernandez was sentenced to 90 years after pleading guilty to molesting four girls and a boy over the course of 10 years. Thirty-four felony counts.
A guilty plea? Surely, he could have denied it. The word of a man of the cloth is inviolate. They'd have to have some pretty strong evidence to nail him that hard.
Like, say, a video tape of him doing a 13-year-old girl in his office? Yep. That'd do it.
When he heard the sentence Hernandez cried and clutched a bible to his heart. Hypocrisy? No, irony. He's gotta stay hip with the younger crowd after all. Is irony still hip? Or have we moved on? I really gotta watch more television.
So, Padre, enjoy the next 90 years in the pokey. I'm sure you'll find plenty of like minded gentlemen who will be very interested in you.
Might want to practice grabbing those ankles.