Mira Loma, CA
Swan Lake is a tragic ballet wherein two lovers kill themselves rather than be kept apart by a powerful sorcerer, causing the magician to lose his powers and die. The Swan Lake Mobile Home Park, on the other hand, appears to be a seedy little meth haven where two lovers (I'm assuming here) are stabbed to death by a dumpy looking estranged husband, causing him to go on the lam and be pursued by Sheriff's deputies.
Okay, not exactly a strict parallel but work with me here. It's not every day I get to tie Tchaikovsky to a trailer park.
Juan Jesus Perez, 42, is wanted by Sheriff's deputies for the stabbing deaths of his wife and another man Sunday morning at the trailer park. Seems there was an ongoing "domestic dispute". What a great euphemism that is. It's so good at hiding just how fucked up things can get between two people.
Anyway, Juan is 5 foot 9, 230 pounds. Drives a gray 2006 Camry. California plates 5SPB227. You know where he is, y'all might want to step back and just call the cops. (951) 776-1099.
I wonder if Juan will do a little dance before the cops take him out.