Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Great, Now Even The Gods Are Homeless

Mount Olympus

Some guy lit a fire off of Laurel Canyon in the Mount Olympus area Sunday. Cops grabbed a homeless suspect Monday morning who I think we can all agree has a pretty solid case against him. His name? Pro Me Theaus. I think he's Greek.

What's next? Aphrodite turning tricks on Santa Monica Boulevard? Dionysus picked up in a gutter with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20? I don't even want to know what Hades is doing down at the morgue.

I knew the economy was bad, but damn.


Kieran Shea said...

Euripides ghost writing reality.

Chris said...

Odin and Loki attempting a violent overthrow of the modern gods? No, wait -- I've just been reading too much Neil Gaiman.