Mount Olympus
Some guy lit a fire off of Laurel Canyon in the Mount Olympus area Sunday. Cops grabbed a homeless suspect Monday morning who I think we can all agree has a pretty solid case against him. His name? Pro Me Theaus. I think he's Greek.
What's next? Aphrodite turning tricks on Santa Monica Boulevard? Dionysus picked up in a gutter with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20? I don't even want to know what Hades is doing down at the morgue.
I knew the economy was bad, but damn.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
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Euripides ghost writing reality.
Odin and Loki attempting a violent overthrow of the modern gods? No, wait -- I've just been reading too much Neil Gaiman.
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