Baldwin Park, CA
There's this politician in Baldwin Park. Sergio Corona. Member of the BP school board. He's been arrested on suspicion of assault and battery. Seems he might have been exchanging words and then some with a woman at a gas station earlier this month.
That's not the funny part.
See, this is the second time he's been arrested. In May of last year he was picked up after allegedly breaking some windows of a home on Sandstone Street and driving away after he did it. Drunk.
That's not the funny part, either.
When he was pulled over last year he allegedly got out of the car, "shirtless and sweaty," according to the report, and approached the officer.
That's the funny part.
But the real punchline? He's still a member of the Baldwin park school board. After the 2008 incident, and now the looming assault and battery charge he's still employed. Oh, and did I mention his license getting suspended in 2001 for a DUI?
Good christ. If he can keep a job in politics after all that I should be just fine. It's not like I've got dead hookers in my trunk, or anything.
As far as you know.
What do you think? Should I run for mayor of L.A. in the next election? Mayor Blackmoore. I like the sound of that. Not like I could do much worse than Mayor Shiny Teeth. And hey, that psycho Moore got a chunk of votes last time.
That still gives me the willies.
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I'd understand if it were Texas. As long as he rejected evolution, he'd be a school board member in good standing, no matter what else.
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