So this guy's got three bounty hunters on his ass. Three. This is some serious shit. I mean, what do you have to do to get three bounty hunters after you? Anyway, things, shockingly, go wrong and the bail jumper ends up with a bullet in his leg. His crime?
Now, I'm betting that it's slightly more than that. As a spokesman for ACME Bail Bonds puts it, "the cost of hiring a bounty hunter would probably be more than the bail." We'll find out in the next couple days, I'm sure.
Probably got the wrong house. Talk about awkward. I mean, what's the etiquette there? Apologize? Send flowers? A card?
Know you're sad / Know you're blue / Whatever you do / Please don't sueAt the very least offer to chip in and buy the guy a new kneecap.
On the plus side, this could really cut down on those really heinous crimes, like jaywalking.
Better get those parking tickets paid up. Don't want Leather Charlie and his beanbag shotgun knocking on your door.