Oh, those wacky heiresses. They've got reality shows, sex tapes, and now breaking and entering.
Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson family fortune seems to have some trouble with boundaries. While her friend, model Jasmine Lennard, was away from her home in Hollywood, it appears that Miss Johnson took some liberties.
And underwear. Among other things.
When Lennard got back to her apartment she found it trashed. Stuff was missing. Clothing, jewelry, underwear, shoes.
Oh, and she found a used vibrator in her bed and a wet towel on her floor.
Classy.
She then later got a text message from Johnson's girlfriend who inexplicably recognized the underwear Johnson was wearing as Lennard's.
Yes, I know what you're thinking. I'm thinking it, too. Please give me a moment.
Anyway, so she gets this text message telling her Johnson's got her stuff, so Lennard rats on her to the cops who go out and arrest her.
But the best part? The quotes.
"She breaks into my Hollywood apartment, masturbates in my bed, has a shower in my bathroom, takes every thing in my apartment."Now that's a reality show I'd watch.
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