When we finally elected a black man to the White House, rednecks, bigots and assorted conspiracy freaks started buying guns. Lots of guns. And not just guns, but ammunition. So much ammunition, in fact, that the Corona Gun Fair can't be held this year because there isn't enough available.
I don't know about you, but that scares the living shit out of me.
One of the things about the Fair is that you can buy ammo to run through various guns that are being sold. Over the course of a weekend they go through a LOT of ammo.
And goddamn is it fun.
But you see a lot of die-hard Ted Nugent fans out there, too. Not exactly known for their restraint or rationality. And these are the people who are stockpiling ammunition.
So I recommend everyone else do the same before there's none left. Balances things out. Yes, even you pacifists. At the very least you can justify it by saying you're keeping bullets out of the hands of psychos.
In fact, since tomorrow is Buy Indie Day go down to your local independently owned gun store and pick up a piece, whatever rounds are available and a spare magazine or two.