Thursday, April 15, 2010

Sounds Like A Craigslist Ad

Manhattan Beach, CA

Personal ads get lumped into generic groups. Men Seeking Women, Women Seeking Men, that sort of thing.

So where do you put Police Seek Man Exposing Himself?

Manhattan Beach police are looking for a guy they say dropped his shorts in a local Target store and whacked off in front of a woman in the laundry detergent aisle.

At least he kept it clean.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Anyway, he's white, 38 to 40 years old. 5'7" to 5'8". Heavy build. Medium-length brown hair and a mustache. Has an unfortunate resemblance to Ron Jeremy.

Whatta ya think, ladies? Is that one fiiine lookin' specimen o' manhood, there, or what? Fashionable, too. Check out that ensemble.

Yep, that there's a catch, all right.

1 comment:

inkgrrl said...

In the laundry detergent aisle? Yuck at the confluence of sticky!

And um, yeah, bad bad man. Kinda looks more like a donut-seeker than a public whacker-offer.