Monday, May 31, 2010

Look For The Guy Who Smells of Two Buck Chuck

Eagle Rock, CA

Anything can be a weapon. Kitchen knives, angry beaver, a bottle of discount red

Couple guys knocked over the Trader Joe's in Eagle Rock. One of them pointed a gun at a woman and her boyfriend whacked him over the head with a wine bottle.

Excellent plan. Well done, sir. Flawlessly executed.

Except for that little detail of the other gunman. Who has a gun. Hence the name.

Fortunately, the boyfriend only took it in the leg, which had to sting something fierce. He's in the hospital in stable condition and they figure it won't kill him.

Now this is going to go one of two ways. The bad way, which is that the girlfriend is a shrieking bitch who will harangue you about doing something so outrageously stupid as to take on an armed man with a bottle of Charles Shaw, or the good way.

Blowjobs for life for taking a bullet for the little lady.

Godspeed, good sir. You did the noble thing. May this lead to your wick being forever moistened.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Too bad you got your facts from an unreliable source..but i guess thats not completely your fault since most of the news stations got everything twisted too.. Next time you write a story dont be a follower and write what you see and read on tv....