Sunday, June 06, 2010

If I'd Made 'Cum Fart Tsunami' I'd Jump Off A Cliff, Too

West Hills, CA

Steve Hill, AKA Steve Driver, the porn actor who went all John Belushi on fellow adult actor Herbert "Tom Dong" Wong last Tuesday, had himself a day-long stand-off with an LAPD SWAT team on a cliff up near the Chatsworth Reservoir.

Armed with a sword, presumably the one he murdered Wong with, Hill alternately threatened to kill himself with the sword or jump off the cliff.

He chose gravity.

Fifty feet, straight down. Deceleration trauma. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

The SWAT team tried to subdue him with a less than lethal munition, but aren't, at the moment, saying what it was. Oh, guys, please don't let it be a beanbag round that knocked him over or anything stupid like that.

Mr. Hill had a storied career including titles such as Epic Hardcore Femdom Cuckolding 1, Mope Squad 2 (alongside film veteran Arnold Schwartzenpecker - man, talk about pressure) and the ever popular 10 Man Cum Slam 23.

Now, I'm not one to make fun of anyone's particular fetish. Much. We all got kinks. It's not the kink I have a problem with. Seriously, 'Chubby MILTF Bobbing For Black Dick'? Who the hell puts the T in MILF, anyway?

Now, I don't know what Hill's problem was. What made him lose his shit and go off on his co-workers. He was losing his job, sure, but that's not a reason, that's a trigger.

As an industry porn attracts more than its fair share of the damaged and clearly Mr. Hill was troubled.

I'm just glad he didn't manage to take out more people.


Ténèbres à la lumière... said...

Hi! Stephan Blackmoore,
All I can say is...Wow!
I hoped this post was leading
to a punchline, but unfortunately,
it was leading to a "horrific" reality.(Ending,)
I don't that your blog is for the faint-of-heart or those whom are "namby-pambies.")

By the way, this is my first-time posting on your blog.
Thanks, for sharing..."I think!"
DeeDee ;-D

Ténèbres à la lumière... said...

Oops! I spelled your first name with an "a" instead of, an "e"...
...I'am so sorry about that...Stephen Blackmoore.