Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Samurai Porn Vendor

Van Nuys, CA

Oh, Porn Valley, what would we do without you?  

Not only do you give us more surgically enhanced breasts, freakishly engorged penises and close-up High-Definition rimjobs than we know what to do with, now you give us whackjobs with Samurai swords.

So there's this guy, Steven Hill, and he's not only working at this adult video company, seems he's living there, too.  Not the kind of work environment the management wants to encourage.  So, last night they tell him to leave and don't come back.

Guy snaps, grabs a prop sword, a decidedly sharp prop sword, and makes with the stabby-stab.

Three down, one dead.  

Mr. Hill was seen driving a blue 1996 Toyota RAV4 that has some damage on the right side and sporting California plates with the number 5YTC423. Presumably still wielding that sword, so keep your distance.

**UPDATE**

Any time shit like this happens in the porn industry the details come out half disturbingly serious and half disturbingly funny.

It doesn't get much more absurd than talking about a murder in one sentence and "Cum Fart Tsunami 2" in another (NSFW, by the way, just so you know).

1 comment:

Pop Culture Nerd said...

I like how CUM FART TSUNAMI was so successful they had to make a sequel.