Killer Bunny

Los Angeles, CA

You ever wonder what happens to all those Playboy models when their issue is up? I mean, they show up for one airbrushed, breast contorting layout in June, or August or whatever and then... what? Do they go onto fabulous lives of super-sexy spy adventures? Jet across the world and help with world peace?

Or do they just get really lit and shoot their husbands forty years later?

Last October, Victoria Rathgeb, 66, who was once known as Angela Dorian, Miss May 1968, shot her husband Bruce in the back. She freely admits they were completely wasted at the time on meth and alcohol.

Guess those speed laced Appletinis'll get to ya.

Anyway, she pled no contest to attempted voluntary manslaughter, so Judge Barbara Johnson dismissed the attempted murder charge. Rathgeb's still getting 9 years in the hoosegow and has to pay $70K to the state victim restitution fund, but it could be worse.

So remember kids, don't pose in Playboy. They're exploitative, promote unrealistic body images and turn you into a cyborg killing machine.

What, you think she shot him because he was being an asshole and probably deserved it? Pfft. Like that happens.